this game really sucks how am I supposed to enjoy this without quick time events and jiggle physics?

Another soulless coalmine slopfest filled to the brim with jumpscares & cheap gore from Tornada.

5/5 It's ok.

This reminds me of The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show and not anything original because I can only view new media through the lens of reducing it to a derivative of something that has already been done decades ago regardless of its objective or subjective quality.

4.5/5 It's ok

I went in expecting a standard Punch-Out!! styled game made in Flash but this went above and beyond, the DOOMesque 3D graphics work really well for this and the mouse controlling the way you dodge and punch is peak design. My only complaints are that some fighters require you to take mandatory damage to beat them (Super Hik) or have incredibly gimmicky boring strategies (Chappy). The final boss was a letdown, as most Punch-Out!! titles have the final boss being a test of everything you've learned but there wasn't much of utilizing anything other than having lightning fast reflexes, once you get used to the speed of the only 2 punches they have it becomes a joke.

The training minigames are quite easy to max out and I didn't notice any difference between 10 and 0 on both power and footwork, plus they kinda take away from the boss rush experience, but they're completely optional so I won't complain that much. The walkthrough videos are completely gone, which I should've expected as this is a game from 2012, but since every fighter is relatively simple to figure out I'll excuse the lack of a walkthrough under the guise of "git gud" and hosting them on sites other than Youtube.

This is definitely worth adding to anyone's .SWF collection, especially if they're a fan of Punch-Out!!

A true classic to me, I always loved how it wasn't a "set it and forget it" type of TD game and how you yourself had to control where and how you shoot.

Wouldn't be a MIITRIN song without an accordion and record scratch

"What are they watching?" probably something really stupid like a silicon baby having their eyes stretched open to the point they fall out.

"Booyah!"

"Booyah!"